Act I, Scene I
In an examining room. yAnn is lying on the examination table with goo all over her belly while Dr Y rolls the ultrasound stick around. Mr Thick is sitting by her side.
Me: I haven’t decided if I want to know the baby’s gender or not.
Dr Y: Okay, I won’t say anything.
Continues rolling around the ultrasound thingy and showing us the baby’s bodily parts.
Me: Wait. Can you see anything? Cos I haven’t decided yet!
Dr Y: I am not saying anything.
Scrolls around. Pauses.
Dr Y: Mmm.
Me: What?!
Dr Y: (smiles) Can you see anything?
Mr Thick: (grinning) Oh! Hahaha!
Me: WHAT?! I can’t SEE ANYTHING!
Dr Y pauses scan and freezes the screen.
Dr Y: Look carefully. Can you see something?
Me: (squints at screen) OH MY GOD HE HAS A WEENIS!!!!
Fade to black
Spot the weenis
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wheeee!! hello baby boy! *David waves*
feels like I was there with you……exciting :) donno if I am seeing the ultrasound like I’m supposed to, but I already see a cute chubby baby. Can’t wait.
I finally see it :P. (The ‘femur’ hint did the trick.) Many congrats, dear. You are going to make wonderful parents.
Thanks everyone. :) Glad I’m not alone in not being able to spot that appendage!
Love the way you narrated this! hee.
Congrats! You get to be The Queen of the family! ; )
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