I would just like to say that if your first words to me, after more than a year of not seeing each other, are nothing but criticism, then I am better off not seeing you ever.
Sure, I cringed when I heard the recording of my voice too and they had edited out what I truly meant to say. But given that I am much better with the language – written and spoken – than you are, your criticism just sounds shallow and pathetic.
I smiled and did not reply. Actually, what I really wanted to say was: Fuck off. Oh, and your hair looks revolting. Get a cut, sonny.