Many people have asked me how married life is. Thing is, I haven’t been able to encapsulate this experience into a succinct sentence. Because married life is constantly evolving and because everyday, you are discovering new things about your partner.
Take last night, for instance. I was sitting on the loo and having a wee and shouting at the husband for leaving his “mark” behind in the bowl. The door suddenly opened and he burst into the hobbit hole of a loo.
We stared at each other for a moment.
Can’t a girl wee in peace? I asked.
Oh, he said. He then left the loo and it was almost as if that encounter had never happened.
That’s married life for you.
Yannisms 
i barge in on les doing number 2 just to irritate him.
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Haha that’s evil!
I wouldn’t do that for the sake of my nose.
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