One night in the bedroom…
Me: (looking at my reflection) Ooh I think my butt is pretty nice.
Him: (obsessing over his iPhone) Mmm.
Me: Don’t you think so?
Him: Yeah. Just get it a little more toned and you’ll be fine.
Me: I need to get my ass toned?!
Me: WTF. Coming from you?!
Him: You said it yourself! You told me you have cellulite.
Me: I said my thighs are cellulite-y.
Him: Oh. Same same.
Me: Same same, my ass!!
CALLING ALL BUTT POLICE!
You be teh judge.
Krabi 2010, courtesy of the ARSEHOLE.