Act I, Scene I
In an examining room. yAnn is lying on the examination table with goo all over her belly while Dr Y rolls the ultrasound stick around. Mr Thick is sitting by her side.
Me: I haven’t decided if I want to know the baby’s gender or not.
Dr Y: Okay, I won’t say anything.
Continues rolling around the ultrasound thingy and showing us the baby’s bodily parts.
Me: Wait. Can you see anything? Cos I haven’t decided yet!
Dr Y: I am not saying anything.
Scrolls around. Pauses.
Dr Y: Mmm.
Dr Y: (smiles) Can you see anything?
Mr Thick: (grinning) Oh! Hahaha!
Me: WHAT?! I can’t SEE ANYTHING!
Dr Y pauses scan and freezes the screen.
Dr Y: Look carefully. Can you see something?
Me: (squints at screen) OH MY GOD HE HAS A WEENIS!!!!
Fade to black