One night before bedtime…
(No, this is strictly non-scandalous in nature. Definitely safe for work)
Me: Can you read a story to your kid? He hears my voice throughout the day, we should let him get used to yours.
Him: Okay. What shall I read to him?
Me: The Dr Seuss book that Yi Lin bought for him?
Him: So boring. Mmm… (starts mucking around on his iPhone)
(When the story ended…)
Me: Read something else?
Him: Hey boy boy! Your mommy tweeted about me!
Me: Stop calling him boy boy! That’s damn gross. Or worse, “boi boi”.
Him: (ignores me and continues flicking on his iPhone screen)
Don’t know what The Tunnel is? Here it is and remember to turn up the volume. Don’t say I didn’t share a good thing with you.
4 thoughts on “Married life #21”
Hiaks! I so remember THE TUNNEL! FUNNY!!!
*gasp* He did didn’t read Dr Seuss to the bub? Tsk tsk Mister.
Well, truth be told, Coco’s dad did the same thing. Picked Go The F*** To Sleep over a good ol’ classic. Audio book somemore. Talk about being lazy.
Your mister is funny! Or is it just men! :p
The Tunnel is good huh! I guess my son will be born with a sense of humour, if anything.
Yi Lin: Wahaha you used the audio book? Yes, lazy daddy indeed!
Nat: I think it’s a man thing. LOL.