One night before bedtime…
(No, this is strictly non-scandalous in nature. Definitely safe for work)
Me: Can you read a story to your kid? He hears my voice throughout the day, we should let him get used to yours.
Him: Okay. What shall I read to him?
Him: So boring. Mmm… (starts mucking around on his iPhone)
(When the story ended…)
Me: Read something else?
Him: Hey boy boy! Your mommy tweeted about me!
Me: Stop calling him boy boy! That’s damn gross. Or worse, “boi boi”.
Him: (ignores me and continues flicking on his iPhone screen)
Don’t know what The Tunnel is? Here it is and remember to turn up the volume. Don’t say I didn’t share a good thing with you.