Motherhood

Married life #24

Him: I think our son will start to talk earlier than most babies.

Me: Why do you say that?

Him: Because you are such a yakker.

Me: EXCUSE ME?! What does it have to do with ME?

Him: I mean, because his mother talks to him so much.

Me: Shut up. Remember to thank me in future when he becomes some hotshot lawyer.

(PS: You didn’t think there would be more of such posts, did you? Hur hur. Don’t worry, deep down, we are still the same Thick & Thin, just with a very demanding human attachment now.)