On the way home from a late dinner date…
Me: (reminiscing about my past) My time in JC were the best years of my school life. It was fun. Except I wasted time pining for stupid boyfriends.
Him: Oh well, you learn from your mistakes.
Me: Yeah. What an idiot I was. He clearly did not deserve the fabulousity that is me. (pauses) Hahaha. You are not going to like what came to my mind next.
Him: Oh, what is it.
Me: Hah. I was going to say, “I was clearly meant for bigger things.” HAHAHAHA.
Him: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Me: I’m so clever with these puns! First, the whole “thick and thin” thing. And now this. I am meant for bigger things. YOU!
Him: Whatever. Go and blog about it with that photo.