Him: I think our son will start to talk earlier than most babies.
Me: Why do you say that?
Him: Because you are such a yakker.
Me: EXCUSE ME?! What does it have to do with ME?
Him: I mean, because his mother talks to him so much.
Me: Shut up. Remember to thank me in future when he becomes some hotshot lawyer.
(PS: You didn’t think there would be more of such posts, did you? Hur hur. Don’t worry, deep down, we are still the same Thick & Thin, just with a very demanding human attachment now.)
Yannisms 